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I have heard some good sayings lately, things I actually wrote down they were so funny, unusual or downright perfect for the moment. Here they are in no particular order :

"Mother of pearl!" - a statement of "how stupid could I be?" when you are somewhere that there are little ears listening.

"Gossip is like ice cream for Port Alberni, you just can't get enough of it." -Put whatever town you would like in here, I m sure you can think of a few.

"We're tight, like a fat kid in spandex." -Self explanatory

"Dumbassidy" - the trait of being a dumb ass, eg." You've got some serious dumbassidy!"