*I originally wrote this as a guest post for Kriss Morton over at The Cabin Goddess when the poor gal was sicker than a dog's dinner. Thought I'd share it with you.*
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. “My muse is
on vacation. I can’t write/draw/create while my muse isn’t with me.”
Simple answer to this. Stop starving you muse. No,
really, it is that easy. If you don’t piss your muse off, it won’t leave.
I’m going to share with you a few tips to get the
muse moving again, for any type of creative endeavour.
First of all, you have to FEED it and I don’t mean
junk food. Let me explain. Your muse is like any other muscle in your body, and
if you feed it crap, it’s going to give you poop. Seriously. So sitting on the
couch, watching “Married with Children” re-runs is going to make your writing
sound like Al and Peggy arguing over the fact that they have no money.
Irritating.
So, step 1. Avoid brain food junk. For me this is
primarily TV. I avoid it. There are a few channels (History, Biography ) that
can actually feed your muse, but even so, in small doses please and thank you.
It can also come in the forms of anything that will cause you to procrastinate,
things that will tie up your brain power. Another one for me is gaming. *Sigh*
I love gaming, but haven’t done much simply because it takes my muse in a
direction that makes it weak and slothful. Everyone will have different things
that will slow the muse down, you need to figure out yours.
Now, I’m sure you’re wondering what kind of things
you can feed you muse, I mean, after all, this is Kriss’ blog and there’s
always a recipe, right? Well, have no fear, there will be a recipe! But before
we get there, let’s continue with building up your muse.
You might find your muse hiding on you because you
overworked it (this is has been my case more than once) so the best thing is to
first give it a rest. Literally. Do something different, out of your comfort
zone that has NOTHING to do with your creativity. Need some examples?
*Go evil bunneh hunting ;p
*Try an extreme sport (this may only happen once)
*Skydiving
*Prep for the Iditarod
Okay, so maybe those are a bit much. Go for a walk,
read a book by someone you admire, try a new, healthy recipe (like the one at
the bottom of the post), engage with people on your social networks (to a small degree this can also be a distraction!), start a
group that supports your type of creativity (Writers group, photography club,
etc), go to a live play, or even try out some window shopping.
But what if you have a hard time getting started
with your project, manuscript, or photo shoot right from the beginning? Well,
just like training your physical muscles to run or lift weights, you can train
your muse too.
Figure out what your muse likes. (For more on this
see “Muse Food” by Amber Scott, a must have for any creative person)
What your muse wants might be a type of music, a particular chair to sit in when you
work (I have a zebra striped bean bag chair that has become “THE CHAIR” for
when I write), type of lighting (candles, overheads, lamps) and even certain
smells. When you have certain things that always pertain to when you write/when your muse is going to
work, they quickly become cues.
So even on a day that I don’t feel like writing, if
I sit in my zebra bean bag chair, my muse turns on, I’ve cued it to go to work.
Now, that’s a quick course on the Muse. For more,
you really should check out “Muse Food” by Amber Scott. It’s a must have for
the library of any creatively minded person.
How about some brain food? A healthy source of just such a thing are avocados. Or in this case,
in honour of Kriss who loves her bacon porn ------
BACON, SOURCREAM, AND AVOCADO OMLETTE
2 eggs
milk and/or mayonnaise
half of an avocado
sour cream
bacon, chopped
onions (optional)
salt and pepper
butter
cheese (optional)milk and/or mayonnaise
half of an avocado
sour cream
bacon, chopped
onions (optional)
salt and pepper
butter
In a separate bowl combine 2 eggs with
mayonnaise and/or milk.
Meanwhile, cook bacon
in separate skillet and cut into pieces.
In a large skillet,
stir together butter and eggs, and cook over medium heat.
When the eggs are
done, turn off the heat and add the bacon, sour cream, and avocado. Sprinkle on
cheese. Mmm, melty cheese!
Fold over the egg carefully to finalize the omelette, let it cool and
enjoy!
