Tuesday, July 24, 2012
You Know your Big Time when you Get an ASSASSIN!
Imagine my surprise when upon checking my spam box, I found this little number waiting for me. After I picked myself up off the floor, my laughter having woken half the neighbourhood, I realized what it meant.
I've finally made it. I am big time. I'm the author everyone wants to be and so they've decided to "off" me. Not only have they decided to get rid of me, they've employed someone from CHINA! (Made in China takes on new meaning for me now)
*Snorts* Okay, now go have yourself a laugh, if nothing else than for the TERRIBLE writing. That alone should make your day! And if you get one of these yourself, you should know, that it is a scam . . . I say this because my mother, upon hearing about this was actually worried for a moment. :)
Hello my name is killer demon am from china i've no other job than to kill to survive...you have been betrayed by some one very very close to you.he payed me to kill you.i don't know what you did to him and i don't care to know..but the person wants you dead and right now your life is in my hands..you have just 78hours to live after that me and my men shall come for your life..my men are surrounding your house right now watching you and if you do anything stupid you shall re sieve a gun short from us.. but i can help you if you will pay me double of what he payed me.........and i can all so tell you who other d us to kill you..but that will be after you have payed to save your life..your life is in your hands now.
do not tell anybody or show anybody this mail cos your enemy is very close to you
as i'm sending this mail to you now.....remember do not tell anybody if you do the person who want you dead will know i told you...and that means trouble cos he will pay some one to kill you.....
you can contact me on this email( j************* )
KILLER DEMON. (Yes, this is how it was signed, Killer Demon. ROFL!)